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Soap - Soap is a great gift for the holiday season. Maintaining great hygiene and keeping friends and family safe during the holidays is very important, especially admist a pandemic. Soap brings so much joy to many as there are several different variants (just like COVID). You can find soap at grocery stores like Whole Foods, but their soaps tend to fall more on the luxury end. Otherwise, you could just put “soap” into your web browser and buy some online. Local businesses along Main or West 4th are also an option.
Socks - Socks are great for keeping warm in the winter. Socks come in various styles and patterns. The kind of socks someone gives you may express how they see you as a person. If someone gives you Korean or Japanese socks with any sort of design on them, they are the best person to ever exist and think you are amazing. If someone gives you toe socks they are probably funny (like me) or they harbor a strong hatred for you. You can get socks at a local department store or online. If you want nice Korean socks, go to H-Mart.
Bald Cap - You never know when you are going to have to change your name and move to Spain. That being said, a bald cap would be very handy in the process of hiding from the IRS or, for all of you Canadians, the CRA. Why would you want to get someone a bald cap if you are not hiding from tax collectors? Well, would you not want to see what you look like with no hair but still wanted to have hair after? One can get a bald cap at an SFX store or online, but buying online would be an easier option provided you are lazy and don’t need it very soon.
Anything Tom Nook Related - Tom Nook, Animal Crossing’s so-called “villain”, is entrenched with capitalistic views and is hated by many. Everyone should have a Tom Nook in their life at some point. Having a Tom Nook plush would be a constant reminder that you’ll likely be in an overwhelming amount of debt at some point in your life. To find a Tom Nook, many would go to a place like EB Games or GameStop. Instead, I would recommend going to the Animal Crossing universe and kidnap Tom Nook himself.