As summer nears and free time increases, many find themselves bored during the three long months. Bedrotting and doomscolling are options, but why not exercise your free will? The summer of 2026 will be dubbed THE summer of sidequests and include staying out until dawn, and building lore in your formative years.

Visit your long-distance-low-commitment-situationship

Has it been ten months, and you still don’t know if your situationship is ready to commit? Make an unannounced visit! Surprise is the best type of prize, especially if their attachment style is avoidant. Some activities to take them on would be: skydiving, tandem biking around Stanley Park, and double-person kayaking. If you go skydiving, your relationship status will be confirmed from the time you are airborne to the time you land on the ground. This method is still unpatched, so move quickly!

Ask a fire hall for a tour

Ever walk past Fire Hall No. 8 when visiting downtown? Ever wonder what the people who work in the fire halls actually do? The firemen of Fire Hall No. 8 would love a visit! Located in a convenient area of downtown Vancouver, they seem to enjoy visitors. They can be seen throwing a football on a nice day and helping those in need. Stop by, and they just might give you a sticker!

Try different exercises in the gym

Are cable crunches not cutting it? Tired of doing boring exercises and seeing no progress? Maybe a few new exercises may help in your journey to frame mog. Three sets of driving till failure might just give you your dream physique. Do weighted arabesques, or use the cable machine to let your ankle do the work. Four sets until failure, train every two days, and you will be a qualified ballerina in no time.

Lie for fun while talking to strangers

Do strangers ever come up to you and strike up a conversation, making you a tad bit uncomfortable? In the name of free will, lies make the conversation so much more fun. “So what do you do for work?” “Oh, I’m a professional ping pong player—I am top-ranked in the whole country. I actually went to Japan and beat Koto Endo, the best table tennis player in the world.” They might not even catch the Marty Supreme reference. What they don’t know won’t hurt them, so use your free will to the MAX.

Have a looksmaxing competition

Inspired by Clavicular getting frame-mogged at ASU? Have a looksmaxxing competition with your best buds. Omoggle is too mainstream, so using a smaller pool of people you see frequently will help determine who's the sub-human and the chad of the group. Remember to prepare by going on a cut (don’t let anyone know) and making sure the day of the competition, you are mewing. Unless it is absolutely necessary, your tongue should be on the roof of your mouth, and your jawline should be sharper than a papercut.

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