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SATIRE | Things To Do Instead Of Doom-Scrolling
Doomscrolling may ignite an attraction to the Baylor Tutoring Center guy as he explains meiosis, but it will not help you get the grade you want in biology. Instead of wasting precious hours on TikTok, or worse, Reels, try doing these things to help satisfy those dopamine receptors!
SATIRE | How to Munch Like a Certified Celiac
On Thursday, May 18, 2023, after getting three shots during the immunization clinic, my dad picked me up and told me I had celiac disease. Celiac disease is when the small intestine is hypersensitive to gluten, leading to difficulty digesting food. Personally, I don’t feel good after consuming bread, although other people find themselves in need of a bathroom. I am not one of those people.
HOLIDAY EXCLUSIVE: Q&A with Santa Claus
Nest reporter Austin Witter (12) speaks with Santa Claus on all things Christmas.
HOLIDAY EXCLUSIVE: Q&A with the Grinch
Nest reporter Jeffrey Chan (11) speaks with the infamous Grinch on all things Christmas.
SATIRE | Five Totally Romantic Spots in Vancouver
Have no fear, Hamberites. There’s no need to spend over $1,000 on a ticket to Paris — just check out these five intimate spots right in the city!