SATIRE | Gifts To WOW Everyone This Holiday Season
The holiday season is upon us, which means it is also the gift-giving season. Shopping for people can be hard, but with some inspiration, it can become a bit easier. Whether it's a stocking stuffer, under the tree, or in a gift exchange, here are some ideas that deserve to be gift-wrapped.
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The love of their life to come back
Shopping for a gift for your friend who experienced the summer 2025 canon event, but can't find anything? Are you tired of them constantly saying: “Bro, I miss the love of my life. Like, they were the one.” Instead of listening to them yearn about their biggest fumble of the year and constantly reminisce about the memories that they had, help your twin out. You have to choose between two gift options: tape for their mouth or actually getting the love of their life back. This doesn’t even have to be a gift for a friend; it can also be a gift for yourself. Break no no-contact this holiday season; everyone deserves a little love during the winter. What's the worst that can happen? You run it back, and everything actually works this time, life is good, and you are the happiest you have ever been. #imyletsrunitback
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Hermès Horse saddle
For the equestrian in your life, a horse saddle is a symbol of status. Even if you do not have a horse, the big orange box lying in your living room is bound to spark conversation. The joy that will come out of you when you tell guests it's not actually a black Birkin 35 with gold hardware, but rather a horse saddle, is life-changing. Trends have shown that 82 per cent of young adults have some type of horse saddle on their wishlist this holiday season. Be sure to purchase your saddles now from Hermès, as they are selling fast and are custom-made for each rider.
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Puzzle of a Mouse Holding Cheese
Doing Secret Santa with your family, or need to buy a gift for your grandma? Well, this mouse puzzle is a must-buy. It’s the perfect difficulty, taking about seven years to complete as labelled on the box. This cute little blue-eyed mouse will wow everyone when Memaw unwraps it. Awe will fill the room, and you will be known as the best grandchild to ever exist.
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Ashwagandha
2025 was a tough year, and 2026 is not going to be much better, so better get some Ashwagandha to help your friends prepare. Ashwagandha is mainly found in gummy form, with benefits for stress, anxiety, increasing energy, and focus. Ashwagandha is the perfect supplement. Everyone who was crashing out over EducationPlannerBC (EPBC) not loading knows the stress and frustration that can occur. Ashwagandha relieves that feeling, letting you forget how many times you clicked refresh on EPBC out of frustration.
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Drake
Trying to find a gift for the person in your life who is Drake-obsessed? Was their top artist on Spotify Wrapped this year THE Aubrey Graham? It may be a while till Drake drops his album, so to combat this, get the Drake fan in your life, Drake. Although acquiring the man himself might be challenging, as he goes from Toronto to Turks and Caicos, and everywhere in between, the thought counts. If physically finding Drake becomes unsuccessful, the next best thing is to get a cardboard cutout, which might be a bit easier.