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SATIRE | How To Enjoy The Snow While Slowly Losing Feeling In Your Toes
In Vancouver, snow is rare. We wait for snow to arrive the entire year – and sometimes, the only thing we get in re-turn is disappointment. So how do you take advantage of the snowy days while they last? Well, this handy review is for you, because we have gathered together a list of things you can do to make your snow days the experience of a lifetime. And, here’s the best part. Not only have we compiled seven fun, completely free activities; we’ve tested them out, too!
SATIRE | What Your 2024 Spotify Wrapped Says About You
Every year, millions of Spotify users jump to social media to post their Wrapped. Many let this silly statistic define who they are for a year, even going to great lengths to edit their results to make them more appealing. Other streaming platforms have attempted to dupe Wrapped, but none have made as influential an impact as Spotify. I found this year’s Wrapped comparable to a guest showing up three hours late to a Christmas party, expecting a warm welcome. In their pyjamas. Empty-handed.
SATIRE | Better Earlier than Early; Costume Ideas for Next Year
Already planning your costume for next year and want to be something unique? Tired of seeing Patrick Bateman, Men in Black, the classic skirt-and-corset and other generic costumes? Well, be sure to take this page and put it somewhere safe because you might need it in the next 364 days.
SATIRE | Be Mindful of Why You Were Given Summer Break
Don’t have any plans yet for the two months school is not in session? Lucky for you, we are back with another fire list of things to do: Summer Edition.
SATIRE | Things To Do Instead Of Doom-Scrolling
Doomscrolling may ignite an attraction to the Baylor Tutoring Center guy as he explains meiosis, but it will not help you get the grade you want in biology. Instead of wasting precious hours on TikTok, or worse, Reels, try doing these things to help satisfy those dopamine receptors!
SATIRE | How to Munch Like a Certified Celiac
On Thursday, May 18, 2023, after getting three shots during the immunization clinic, my dad picked me up and told me I had celiac disease. Celiac disease is when the small intestine is hypersensitive to gluten, leading to difficulty digesting food. Personally, I don’t feel good after consuming bread, although other people find themselves in need of a bathroom. I am not one of those people.
HOLIDAY EXCLUSIVE: Q&A with Santa Claus
Nest reporter Austin Witter (12) speaks with Santa Claus on all things Christmas.
HOLIDAY EXCLUSIVE: Q&A with the Grinch
Nest reporter Jeffrey Chan (11) speaks with the infamous Grinch on all things Christmas.
SATIRE | Five Totally Romantic Spots in Vancouver
Have no fear, Hamberites. There’s no need to spend over $1,000 on a ticket to Paris — just check out these five intimate spots right in the city!
SATIRE | Your 2023 Summer Horoscopes
Predict how your summer vacation will go based on your star sign!
Disclaimer: Griffin’s Nest horoscopes have been proven to be 100% trustworthy and accurate.
SATIRICAL REVIEW | How To Recover From Exams: In Honour Of AP Season
Have you recently been experiencing symptoms of PTSD? Firstly, don’t self-diagnose because that’s a quirky and try-hard thing to do. Rather than attention-seeking, provided are a few simple ways to reduce, reuse, recycle, and relax to relieve yourself of any remaining restlessness.
SATIRICAL REVIEW: Hamber’s Cafeteria Food: Underrated?
It is a common bias that cafeteria food is low-budget, unhealthy, and unappetizing. Although in some cases this may be true, it is certainly not always the case.